Baby Got Back!!

I know that you are all intimately familiar with the "I Like Big Butts!" song. Hell, Mom even has it as her ring tone. Any-who.... I was perusing the classifieds on KSL yesterday looking at used Ellipticals. There was the funniest ad, it went something like this "I bought this Elliptical for my wife 6 months ago because she thinks she has a BIG Butt. But it just sits in the corner so I am selling it" Could the man be any more frank! I wanted to call and go look at the machine just to see how BIG his wife's butt really is :)

Brain Damage-- Well the children have gone and proved Bill Cosby's theory of "every child having brain damage" correct! Myles has terribly sensitive skin so we have been going thru the trial and error phase of finding a facial scrub that won't irritate his delicate profile. So the other day we got some Nuetragena Deep Cleansing Facial Wash for him to try. I thought we were all perfectly clear on WHY we bought this and the fact that it says on the bottle in bold letters Facial Wash, I felt no further explanation was necessary. Wrong! I go into their bathroom last night and 1/4 of the bottle is gone and it is sitting on their sink where hand soap usually sits. The little morons were using the $5 bottle of soap to wash their hands!! I guess I should just be grateful that at least this proves they had been washing their hands!! :)

Well it is just me and the four-legged ladies tonight. Brad was held over in Grand Junction last night, so he wont be home until tomorrow morning. Shakierra is camping with her Mom. Myles went to a camp out with YM to see the Manti Pageant. So Lucy and Evie have been helping me do laundry, change sheets, do dishes, and blog. They are such good girls, I bought them $2 treats at Wal-Mart this evening and they now think I walk on water :)

"A man is rich in proportion to the number of things which he can afford to let alone." -- Henry David Thoreau